I gave him out 'coz he gave me agro last year!
P. Wilson

Who's nicked my pants? Why are you laughing?
M. Adams

You're the worst aussie in the league!
Bovvy fielder

I'm not working on it until it's fully documentated!
Provs Napoleon

You're having a Mickey Mouse!
C. Ringsell

Oh I'm dripping down the side!
F. Peckover

They keep looking for poofs near me!
B. Howell

Hmmm, do I want an eternal sticky enter?
L. Howard

I'll have a Silian Steak
KA

Wardy is a liability when drunk!
C. Beaumont, K. Turnham, P. Ashwell, M. Clark, A. Brothwell

Shall I get all the guys back to my hot tub?
A. Hooker

It's been ages since I've had an entry!
S. Fryer

I have to go full pelt to get under the skin
O. Guy

I thought he was only going to piss on me?
KA

They call me the Benfleet Gobbler
H. Bettell

She's not my missus!
C. Beaumont

I have to stand up to get it in!
H. Bettell

That's a proper schoolboy cock!
A. Bhaugeerutty

I can't slog!
C. Ringsell

It's not Freddie, it's Tiger!
M. Adams

Ringer is going to shag tonight!
C. Rinsell