Shall I get all the guys back to my hot tub?
A. Hooker

It's been ages since I've had an entry!
S. Fryer

I have to go full pelt to get under the skin
O. Guy

I thought he was only going to piss on me?
KA

They call me the Benfleet Gobbler
H. Bettell

She's not my missus!
C. Beaumont

I have to stand up to get it in!
H. Bettell

That's a proper schoolboy cock!
A. Bhaugeerutty

I can't slog!
C. Ringsell

It's not Freddie, it's Tiger!
M. Adams

Ringer is going to shag tonight!
C. Rinsell